From our bulging “It was better when it was just a cartoon” files...

....comes this reincarnation of Speed Racer, created by those Wachowski brothers, obviously not content with their success with the Matrix series. On the bright side, Christina Ricci, every little boy's favorite "goth girl," gets to play Trixie.

Hey, do you think there might still be time to get Sean Penn to play Chim Chim?

Zooming into a theater near you next May.
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