Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is it the End of the World yet?

At a CERN particle collider facility in Switzerland, two particles were... well, collided, to simulate what might have happened when the Big Bang created the universe. Some people thought the universe would take exception to such duplication within its domain, and that all of existence would be obliterated. Fortunately, that didn't happen, or you wouldn't be reading this right now.

The actual Creator Himself was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman referred us to His earlier prepared statements in the Book of Genesis.

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