And now for something completely different...

Baseball season is over.

The Philadelphia Phillies punched out destiny, outlasted Mother Nature and became World Series champions Wednesday night... [they] won their first World Series title since 1980, raced past the Tampa Bay Rays 4-3 in the completion of the first suspended game in postseason history. The Phillies won the best-of-seven series in five games in front of their frenzied fans at Citizens Bank Park, enduring a 46-hour delay from when the game was stopped Monday night...

Why isn't Creative Minority Report giving us this story? Have they no shame???
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