“Tonight, tonight, won’t be just any night ...”
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While we're on the subject of me today, at about seven o'clock this morning, I turned fifty-five years old.
It has been the experience of most people, that if they hang around long enough, they do get old, even die, or something. So we're gonna have a party, and you're invited. Tonight at 7:30 pm, devoted fans of man with black hat
* Hear waiters singing birthday greetings while lighting a cupcake!
* Listen to father and son engage each other in witty repartee!
* Watch in horror as other customers wish they could be me!
* And so much more!!!