Monday, April 05, 2010

Just a little outside ...

Guess what, boys and girls? It's okay to poke fun at the President now. All the really COOL kids are doing it, with nary a worry of getting beat up by goon squads financed by the SEIU over it. Here are a few examples from the late night show hosts:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree ... and think 25 to life would be appropriate. (Leno)

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Leno)

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (O'Brian)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Leno)

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (Letterman)

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America. (Fallon)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Kimmel)

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (Letterman)

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