What if you’re doing some errands, you’re wearing pants, and some ... guy ... confronts you for revealing the fact that you have legs — two of ‘em?
[Then] he speaks: “WHERE IS THY SKIRT, WOMAN? WHY HAST THOU APPEARED AT WALMART IN THESE DETESTABLE PANTALOONS? DOST THOU NOT RESPECT THY HUSBAND’S WISHES?”
Here’s what you do: print out the following card, laminate it, and show it to the guy.
She already has over a dozen comments, and the morning is just getting started. I smell another 300+ comments! If you click on the illustration, the pass will appear at the proper size. Just our way of spreading joy and mirth here at mwbh.