Friday, February 10, 2012

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar ...

... and the bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

(H/T to TheInfamousMsC.)
 

2 Comments:

At 2/11/2012 08:23:00 PM, Blogger Nod said...

I gotta admit, this made me chuckle. Under a rest indeed ...

 
At 2/21/2012 02:20:00 PM, Blogger Ron Rolling said...

While groaning, the music theory geek in my smirks in admiration.

 

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