Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar," you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
Here we feature a clip from a 1991 interview with David Letterman. (CONTENT ADVISORY: Some mild bathroom humor, needless to say.)