Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Bill Foy Explains It All For You

Bill Foy lives in Unicoi, Tennessee. His favorite baseball club is the Johnson City Cardinals, a minor league team affiliated with the one in St Louis of the same name. His favorite musician is Ted Nugent, a true American patriot and kick-ass party animal.

Bill doesn't know it yet, but I'm about to make him famous for his sound financial advice, sorely needed in these uncertain times.

+    +    +

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

No comments: