National Talk Like Shakespeare Day
... was today. Nobody told me. It's not my fault!!!
So the Lord Mayor of the City of Wind that is Chicago doth declare to all those who be present. But hark, before the witching hour that is twelve, one may partake of the glorious lampooning of The Bard, as made manifest by that indefatigable Father of the Letter Z. Mayest thou click here, and be thou enlightened, anon.