Tropical Depression Hits Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston says that a father isn't necessary to raise a child. After all, once you have a nanny, a personal trainer, and a vibr ... uh, never mind, who needs a man? The Miami Herald has just reported on the repercussions, as a tropical storm gained strength yesterday in the Gulf of Mexico, and has been designated with the name of Danielle. We have a quote from the eye of that storm:

Who needs a dad? Every child does. Even unbiased studies and statistics say so. Boys raised without fathers are twice as likely to end up in jail. Girls raised without fathers are eight times more likely to wind up pregnant as teens. The childhood rates of depression, suicide, drug use, and sexually promiscuity all rise when a father is not present in the home.

I just hope the storm doesn't reach Washington. She sounds pretty scary.
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