“Dude, turn up the commercials!”

It's that time again, the biggest sporting event of the universe. This year, it's The Battle of the Inflated Egos, featuring the New England Patriots and the New York Giants, two teams from cities, each of which believe they are the center of the aforementioned universe.

So, does it really matter who wins? Besides, Sal wants to go dancing tonight. Who am I to refuse?

Still, it doesn't matter. We'll be watching the commercials. And for those of you for whom the thought of seeing You-Know-Who at half-time is more than you can bear, you can check out Facebook or YouTube, to see all the commercials, without game interruption or the usual pre-game nonsense which actually lasts longer than the game itself. And, this being the year of the Apocalypse, we thought we'd start you out on the right track.

We'll show more of our favorites later. Really.

UPDATE: Wow, they sure made those E-Trade Baby commericals difficult to find. But ... not impossible.