You guys are pulling my leg, right?
"Starting this October, you will be able to get your tires, groceries, and hour of worship all in the same place once Wal-mart Superstores begin offering non-denominational church services on Sundays and Wednesdays..."
(UPDATE: Apparently, this was intended as a parody. Nonetheless, "Susan" wrote in the comments section: "Ok, so when I was in Ireland in 1999 I was somewhat surprised to realize that the local supermarket/shopping center had in addition to a food court and cineplex, a small Catholic Church!" Hmmm...)