After all, "A Scout is trustworthy," right?

The following was a commentary written by a local Scoutmaster, one included in a weekly e-letter I got this week:

"When the President was mingling with the Scouts in the crowd, there were no Secret Service Agents standing shoulder to shoulder with him - in fact, none were visible in any of the shots of the President and the Scouts, including the wider angle shots featured in some newspapers. This is extraordinarily unusual for any event where the President 'presses the flesh' with a crowd, and (as I said) could ONLY happen with the Boy Scouts of America."

Wimachtendienk!!!