"I think America's ready for a woman president... just not THAT woman. Being married to somebody doesn't make you good at THEIR job. I've been with my wife ten years now. If she got up here right now, y'all wouldn't laugh. At all. You get on a plane tomorrow, you want the pilot's wife flying you?"
-- Chris Rock, during the comedian's New Year's Eve performance at Madison Square Garden, as quoted in the February 2008 premiere issue of Townhall magazine.