Tuesday, August 11, 2009

(Not So) Alarming News

Every now and then, someone decides to explain the obvious. Today, it's political analyst Karol Sheinin.

Meghan McCain has got to go

Dumb as a rock, and with her face everywhere, she, like omg, doesn’t understand why people don’t want her around:

“What do Malkin and the other conservative pundits hope to accomplish by arguing that people ‘like me’ have no place within the Republican Party? And who exactly are people ‘like me’? Young people? Moderate people? Young female people? People with tattoos who go to biker rallies?”

No, people who are morons and don’t know what the hell they’re talking about yet get to be on TV as the token “Republican”. Those people.

She goes on to say that Republicans can’t continue on their path of “hate and fear” because Obama won on the concept of “Yes we can” and Republicans should use similarly hopeful messages.

Wait, hold on...

Unfortunately, we've made a cult of celebrity out of anyone who can muster enough attention, less for who or what they are, than for who they know. In the past week, Comedian and celebrity chaser Kathy Griffin appeared at a television awards event, and her escort was Levi Johnston. You may remember him, the former fiancé of Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin. Griffin is twice his age. What do you imagine they talk about?

Right, no one cares, my point exactly. But it's news, you see.

Wait, wait... I smell another catfight. MEOW!!!

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