Ain’t

He was just a little boy,
On a week's first day.
Wandering home
    from Bible school,
And dawdling on the way.

He scuffed his shoes
    into the grass;
He even found a caterpillar.
He found
    a fluffy milkweed pod,
And blew out all the 'filler.'

A bird's nest
    in a tree overhead,
So wisely placed up so high.
Was just another wonder,
That caught his eager eye.

A neighbor watched his zig zag course,
And hailed him from the lawn;
Asked him where he'd been that day
And what was going on.

'I've been to Bible School,'
He said and turned a piece of sod.
He picked up a wiggly worm replying,
'I've learned a lot about God.'

'M'm very fine way,' the neighbor said,
'for a boy to spend his time.'
'If you'll tell me where God is,
I'll give you a brand new dime.'

Quick as a flash the answer came!
Nor were his accents faint.
'I'll give you a dollar, Mister,
If you can tell me where God ain't.'

[The above was found making the rounds on e-mail. H/T to "Aunt Sally."]
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