The self-righteous shall inherit the Oscars!

Rachel Lucas goes on a rant about Michael Moore's latest contribution to the "vast wasteland" of network television. This is provided through the courtesy of that reluctant observer of the Hollywood scene, Karen Hall of Disordered Affections.

"Rachel is a 30-year-old gun-totin' capitalist oppressor college student with two jobs, two dogs, and no kids. If you take offense to that, kiss my ass. Don't mess with Texas, because that's where Rachel lives with John, where they like to make fun of liberals and play with guns. Ne messez pas avec le Texas."

I think I'm in love. Who the hell is John?