Because... you'll believe anything, right?

"Remember those 'cutest couple' votes in high school? It was always some super-jock paired with the perennially perky cheerleader. Well, if same-sex marriage is legalized, the new winners will probably be two super-jocks, Josh and Matt, who've been going out since seventh grade.

"Dating will become a whole new game...

"The latest statistics will show that 40 percent of the population is 'gay,' lesbian, bisexual or transgendered. And we all know that statistics don't lie."