Dolan!!!

I'm quoting Rocco Palmo word for word here, albeit with one minor embellishment:

"For the first time in the history of the US bishops, a vice-president standing for the presidency has been denied the top post, losing a stunning election to the archbishop of New York.

"By a 128-111 vote, Archbishop Timothy Dolan bested Bishop Gerald 'I Didn't Know The Guy Was A Perv' Kicanas of Tucson on the third ballot at this morning's elections in Baltimore."

Thanks to all who participated in our “Big-@$$ Spiritual Bouquet” this morning. There is no doubt that prayer ensured this victory over the tired old status quo. If you're not finished with the Bouquet, keep going. Dolan could use it. (Note to CMK: Now you owe ME dinner.)
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