So, the whole thing was just ... a “fluke,” right?

From the National Review:

Sandra Fluke is a young coed who attends Georgetown Law, and recently testified before Congress. ... Oh, wait, no. Update: It wasn’t a congressional hearing; the Democrats just got it up to look like one ... Oh, and the “young coed” turns out to be 30 ... The brave middle-aged schoolgirl had the courage to stand up in public and demand that someone else pay for her sex life.

Remember, we're just getting caught up here.