FAMW: Obligatory Vatican Flash Mob

The entire staff here at man with black hat can't stop thinking about the new pope. So they barge into my office, you see, and they tell me: “Yo! Mighty Black-Hatted One, we humbly beg to show your legion of fans a flash mob in St Peter’s Square.” I told them, fine, do a search on YouTube already, just quit being a bunch of suck-ups and get the hell out of my office.

This was the best they could do, for this week's Friday Afternoon Moment of Whimsy.
 

Habemus Papam!!!

Jorge Mario Cardinal Bergoglio, of the Society of Jesus, born on the 17th day of December, in the year of our Lord 1936, who up until now has reigned as Archbishop of Buenos Aires of Argentina since 1998, and who was elevated to the Sacred College of Cardinals in 2001, by virtue of his election as Bishop of Rome, and by having accepted election, is hereby chosen as Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Roman Church, taking the name Francis.

Long live Pope Francis!