From our bulging "Wish I'd Thought Of It First" Files:

"Should a 320 lb man advise us on the evils of overconsumption? Should the resident of a million-dollar apartment claim to be the poster-boy of the working class? Should a person who thought Enron was a great investment, Nader would win, and North Korea's Kim Jong was changing for the better, advise us on ANYTHING?"

Hmmm, good question. Let's ask him.... oh, $#!‡, he's got me on hold. I just hate when that happens!!!