I wanted to get a piano for my new house, actually.

"The village police chief was surprised when he woke up in the middle of the night to find a man inside his home playing Beethoven on the piano...[the man] was drunk and looking for a friend's house when he mistakenly wandered into the wrong place early Monday. [...]The chief added that [the man] played perfect Beethoven."

Thanks to Bryan Baldwin of Catholic Light, not to mention the entire town of New Riegel, Ohio.