"Hi, I'm from the bishops' conference in Washington, and I'm here to help."

I don't know where in the Catholic blogosphere I read it today, but somewhere, someone's talking about one of those Touchy-No-Touchy programs again -- you know, the ones they used to call "family life education programs," but now prefer to call "child protection programs." (We never run out of euphemisms when we're desparate, do we?) Sounds like a good time to trot out one of the perennial favorites from the MWBH Hit Parade, from January of last year, entitled: "Mommy, what does 'fornicating' mean?"

It helps not to get tired of repeating yourself.