By now, you must be asking yourself, hey, Mister Black Hat Guy, what do YOU want for Christmas? Well, I have everything I really want (other than a big-@$$ promotion), but if I had to put something on my list to make the world happy, it would be a Fernandes Nomad Deluxe portable electric guitar (metallic black), with a built-in speaker, private headphone capability, forty programmable sound presets, and a built-in rythym machine.

Hey, I ask so little, and I give so much, okay???
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