1. Encase the entire House and Senate floor with Plexiglass so the tourists can’t throw things at members of Congress.
2. Impose a federal ban on carrying a firearm within 1,000 feet of any “high-profile” public official.
3. Make it illegal to draw pictures of elected officials within crosshairs or say things that might be considered ‘threatening’ to lawmakers.
4. Use the Federal Communication Commission’s power to finally get that dastardly Rush Limbaugh off the air (or at least get him to stop being so mean).
5. Since the alleged Tucson gunman liked to smoke pot, the federal government should impose tougher drug laws.
Now, , this author is a Federal employee, working in a Federal building, and those of us who work in them should know they are safe from
Did we mention the free tee-shirts? Discuss.
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