Uncle Jay (Eventually!) Explains

Apparently, this was posted last night. Why didn't we catch this in time for our usual Monday morning feature? Probably because our crackerjack production team here at l’homme avec le chapeau noir did a search on YouTube, rather than check the subscription column on the left side of the page. This is what happens when you get cheap help.

You see, dear minions, ometimes the news is harder to swallow than the water in West Virginia, and harder to plow through than the George Washington Bridge, even harder to keep a grip on than a Target credit card. That's why we have veteran Cincinnati radio personality “Uncle Jay” Gilbert (also winner of the 2000 Marconi Award for "Personality of the Year") explain the down low, so that yours truly personally doesn't have to. After all, reading all these blogs and news sites can really cut into the day job.

Yeah, you right!