Right now, Sal and I are planning on getting new cellphones. She's already decided on an iPhone, but I'm still divided between that and a Motorola Droid Razr Maxx. I've gotten rather attached to the Android operating system, and some of my nephews swear by it. But among the advantages of the iOS (the iPhone's operating system) is that it can appear to carry on a coherent conversation with you.
Anyway, we've got a longer story about that sort of technology, but for now, let's see how Team Coco remixed a conversation between Zooey Deschanel and her personal Siri, ordering tomato soup to be delivered. When you get to this level of notoriety, you don't have to condescend to opening your own can of soup, but you can rate an appearance on this week's Friday Afternoon Moment of Whimsy.