Afterlife

"In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay."

-- from the song Hell by The Squirrel Nut Zippers

Heaven is where:

the police are British,
the chefs are Italian,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are French,
and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:

the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.

Purgatory is where:

(Stay tuned...)