Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Haiku for the Holidays

Must have missed the part
Where the smart-ass kid gets shot.
Red blood on white snow.

I know one must have.
If not, what’s the big deal here?
No blood, no foul, man ...

-- Haiku Guy

Well, I'm back at the office, and I suspect things are going to be quiet around here for the rest of the week. Can't spend a lot of time here right now, but this was an incident that happened over the weekend in DC, where a bunch of spoiled brats living off their parents' trust funds had a run-in with one of DC's Finest. Oh, we were just having a snowball fight, officer. We weren't really trying to hit your Hummer so you'd run off the road.

The policeman, a plainclothes officer who pulled out a gun instead of a badge before cooler heads in uniform arrived, wasn't much smarter.

(H/T to Allahpundit of Hot Air and especially "Haiku Guy".)

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