It's that time again. Please watch this Pajamas Media video all the way to the end. We promise you it will send you right over the edge.
Meanwhile, elsewhere on planet Earth:
• Will Alec Baldwin's supposed "anti-gay" remarks on Twitter cost him the way similar remarks against Jews cost Mel Gibson? Only if he's a devout Catholic. Otherwise, hey, boys will be boys! (Breitbart.com)
• Can six one-string guitars do what one six-string guitar can? Only one way to find out. (Mashable)
• Just when you thought you weren't in Kansas anymore, a local teenager there has earned a spot as a finalist in a national design competition with a prom dress made entirely from duct tape. (AP)
• Finally, a mother in Utah says she felt intimidated in court when a judge told her that he would reduce her 13-year-old daughter's sentence if she chopped off the girl's ponytail in court. (Intimidated?) (AP)
And so, that's all the news that fits. As the week goes on, stay tuned, and stay in touch.