We've been burning up the phone lines at Chez Alexandre of late, about life back in "flyover country." That's when this Toby Keith video came along. There's actually one roadhouse over in Hyattsville, Maryland, which occasionally hosts bands up from Louisiana. Other than that, we're pretty much stuck with the cookie-cutter variety around here, with arena rock on the jukebox blasting in a room with two or three people. This is what happens when two or three stupid jocks and their wives get enough money together. Oy vey!