You know, I have so many people to thank for being here, but I really have to thank Facebook. [applause] When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a HUGE waste of time. [laughter, applause] I would never say that people on it are losers, but that's only because I'm polite. ... Needless to say, we didn't have Facebook when I was growing up. We had Phonebook, but you wouldn't waste an afternoon on it. ...
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