Is Obama going to start a hot dog chain called Pup-Fil-A? Find out. The Democrats think that millionaires should pay more taxes to help us be more like the People's Republic of China. Hear the details. Did Senator Reid have a Swiss-Miss weekend replete with lederhosen? Did the American media show disrespect for Poland's unknown soldiers? See the footage.
Meanwhile, elsewhere on Planet Earth:
• Nepal is afraid of losing its unique culture to Western influence. The problem remains, what now to call the "Einstein Academy." (Agence France-Presse)
• You've heard the joke about the guy who falls into a manhole, right? Here's what you have to be to get pulled out of one. (Associated Press)
• We chased down a rumor about some guy named "Randy" who made it big at the Olympics in London this past week. (Reuters)
• Finally, and speaking of the Olympics, the French are not about to be outdone by the British. No, no, mon ami, not this time! (Agence France-Presse)
For now, that's all the news that fits. As the week goes on and yours truly stuffs a week's worth into one carry-on bag, stay tuned, and stay in touch.