A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
(Another knee-slapper from the desk of "D.W." -- DLA)
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Took me a second, but then I busted out laughing!
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