Harry Potter in Six Minutes

I went to see the first Harry Potter movie -- something about a stone -- when it came out in 2001. The first few minutes gave me a headache, and I walked out. It was less likely any possible diabolical influence made manifest in the movie, than it was the pain in the ass for company I was keeping at the time. For those who have determined that this sage is not the devil's work (and the Black-Hatted One has absolutely no opinion in this matter), but who haven't seen them until now and are ready to give the eighth and final episode a shot, we here at mwbh have provided this brief synopsis of the first seven movies, courtesy of Slate.com.